• dad:  where's the key to your brother's car? i'm using the duplicate, you were the last one to use it.
• me:  really? (thinkin' I probably lost it when I came home after a night of goin out with friends)
• me:  dang, fuck, okay.
•   (starts looking for it around my messy ass room for 20 minutes)
• me:  you sure it's not in the car?
• dad:  go check (while in his room watching tv).
• me:  ok...
•   (checks both cars)
• dad:  find it? (while surfing the net)
• me:  (frustrated) no...maybe it's in brother's room.
•   (check's brother's room for 10 min)
• me:  not there...shit.
•   (I go back to my room and search high and low, under the covers, in my wardrobe, everywhere - this takes another 20 min)
•   ...............
• dad (from downstairs):  found it.
• me:  where?
• dad:  it was in my jacket. hee hee.
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